Long tail
Hi, what’s up? I’m Dave and I’m the subscription manager around these parts.
I understand that having a “long tail” is good for business and good for the Internet as a whole. That’s the bit I bring to the table.
So, don’t be a no-tailer – get yourself subscribed. I make an appearance every now and then, but let me warn you – I’ve got a bit of a bloody mouth on me and I don’t take no nonsense from nobody.
Right then. I’m off to go and check my ‘Outbox’, if you know what I mean. 
Yes – I’ll take Dave up on his offer. Subscribe me!